This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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