so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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