Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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