He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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