brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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