And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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