I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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