I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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