I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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