i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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