Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I intend to get homeless drunk
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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