Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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