69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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