she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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