But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Even the bartender felt bad for me
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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