the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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