Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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