so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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