i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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