i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Alive.
So much puke
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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