its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My liver just broke up with me...
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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