Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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