how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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