we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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