The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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