You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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