Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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