You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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