ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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