I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
We are all done wearing pants today
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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