ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We got so high we made milksteak
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
