i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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