He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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