It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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