? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize
