Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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