Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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