You can't motorboat a personality
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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