i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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