Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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