make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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