So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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