there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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