That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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