I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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