Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
