so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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