She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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