That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
my liver is dry heaving
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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