i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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