Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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