i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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